Wow, after months of waiting, we finally got our third letter. Little Johnny Boakes from 'somewhere in Asia' wrote in simply to let me know that I'm fat! I'd print the letter, but all that it says is "You are very fat."

Dear Johnny,

Thank you for your letter. Things get lonely around the super clubhouse and a good letter is really something that all of us at the League of SuperDudes get really excited about.

Now, on to your point. Yes, little Johnny, I am a bit more fat than i used to be. Very fat? Well, i think that you are being a little bit mean about it. I'm not very fat, I don't think. But, it is important to be thankful for the good things in life, and not always concentrating on the bad. That is why I think how thankful I am--to have friends, to have children who love me, to be employed, to be employable, to not be an addict, and to not be stuck in Asia without even a little bit of my dignity left.

Anyway, thanks for writing. Remember, it is never too late to get a life!

Your Super Pal, 

Captain Ned

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