Ever Dreamed of Becoming a Superhero?

Well, it takes a lot more than a fancy new pair of underpants!

DRAT!

Feeling kind of helpless because you aren't sure how to start?

Well kids, the truth is that you probably can't become a superhero,

unless you happen upon some sort of freak industrial accident.*****

Hey Sunshine! No need to be so blue.
Captain Ned feels your pain.

Now, for a limited time only,

you can become a member

of the Captain Ned Club!

What's in it for me?

Great Question--I knew that you were Captain Club material!

You get:

an official Captain Club member card!
to impress your friends and family!
a fancy pencil!
the secret Club password!
An autographed picture of Captain Ned!!
a free copy of the Captain's newsletter (whenever he gets around to it)!
a yearly birthday greeting (within a few months of your birthday)!

All you have to do is send:

A nice postcard, drawing, or photo
Your name
Your address
Your email address
Your phone number
Your birthday

That's it!

You may wonder:

How do I get that stuff to you?

Just mail your information and stuff to:

'I want to be like Captain Ned'

C/O Will Gayhart

DCIS-Montbello
5000 Crown Blvd.

Denver, CO 80239

OR...for you can't-get-enough-of-technology types

Email all of the above information to

captain-ned@captain-ned.com

(don't think that you get out of the payment...just attach your postcard, drawing, or photo to the email)